author: she didn’t want to eat dinner because she doesn’t like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn’t say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvahywQKeFc&ob=av3e
Yep. I don’t like Ron Paul. I honestly cannot take that man seriously.
